March 2012
me: hey
everyone: hey we were just talking about you
me: oh yeah? what about?
everyone:
me:
everyone: well um it was nice seeing you we're going to go now
Straight women: boobs are great
Gay women: boobs are great
Straight guys: boobs are great
Gay guys: boobs are great
Asexuals: boobs are great
Other: boobs are great
Cats: boobs are great
Boobs: boobs are great
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williamshitnerd:
my entire life is a series of realizations that I have things to do and then not doing them
A Scandal in Belgravia Commentary
Steven: Now interestingly, Sherlock's handwriting, because he's in a hurry, he's deteriorated here into that of a three year old child.
Benedict: Thank you very much. That is my handwriting.
boy:
girl:
the boy and the girl do not have a conversation
love does not exist
you're going to die some day
smithjamesspencer:
hey i just met you
and this is crazy
but i listen to your music and buy tickets to all your tours and buy all your merch and sometimes cry over pictures of you in your tag that i track and imagine the day when we will finally be wed
so call me maybe
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relevant to my life right there.
teacher: ok everyone you're going to get into groups
me: oh fuck
me: social interaction
me: what in here can i kill myself with
me: oh god there isn't anything
me: everyone is choosing groups and i'm sitting here alone
me: why am i talking to myself
gilmours:
things i do in my free time
listen to bands
look at pictures of bands
watch band interviews
read about bands
cry over bands
josh hutcherson: we could do it you know, grow up, get taller
jennifer lawrence: you wouldn't make it 5 inches
becauseimakhajiit:
She wears short skirts I wear T-shirts she’s cheer captain and I cry over the death of my favorite fictional character at 3 am
me: omg i can't believe you came to my house im honored
band member:
me:
band member:
me:
band member:
me:
band member: you kidnapped me and tied me to a chair
peetaslongbun:
Can we all please just take a...
Peeta: hey I just met you
Peeta: and this is crazy
Peeta: but here's some burnt bread
Peeta: so call me maybe
Katniss:
Haymitch: You call that a blog?
That awkward moment when you look at your...
littlegreenballoon:
Me: LICK ME
Me: LICK MY HAND
Me: YOUR TINY LITTLE TONGUE IS SO CUTE
My cat:
Friend: On a scale of 1 to 10, how obsessed are you with Harry Potter?
Me: Nine and three quarters
Friend:
me: okay its time to be productive today
me: let me just go on tumblr first
me: well its getting late i should probably get to bed
my thoughts during school
me: why
me: i wonder when my teacher lost their virginity
me: what if a man with a gun walked in right now
me: whens lunch
me: the fuck is this
me: why are you here
me: can i kill all of you with one bullet
me: what if i locked all the girls in the locker room and made them fight to the death like the hunger games
me: what if i stood up on the desk and ripped off my pants
me: dont touch me i have more followers than you
me: ugh
vondell-swain:
it’s always weird when you’re following several different people who are frustrated about people on tumblr arguing but you’re not actually following any of the people doing any of the arguing so you just see a bunch of people who are like “hey everybody should really just chill out” and then you’re just like yes i suppose that is good general advice